Tad WilliamsAs for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.
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If you have a pet monkey, you must name it. People often name their pets after their initials, but a pet monkey doesn’t have to be named after your initials. You could name it after the first person you ever kissed or the last song that made you cry. If it’s a good monkey, name it after the places you would like to travel to, or things you want to do in life. The point of this quote is that you should name your monkey when you get it.
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